What ever happened to my friend Joe?

I remember the last time I saw Joe...

It was back in '02. Back in the "naught-ies". We had just finished that thing with the guy at the place. I still can't get over how that one turned out. Some people are just insane. Who would have thought that crazy son'bitch would show up with an elephant. That threw us all for a loop. All but Joe. No, Joe just walked right in there and that was that. You see, where Joe is concerned, it doesn't matter if you're talking about an elephant or a mouse. You're going down.

Anyway, after that, we collected our gear, did the usual to cover our tracks, and split up. As we left I turned to tell Joe something. "Hey Joe...", I said, but he was gone. That's the last any of us heard from Joe. It's too bad. I've got another thing coming up. I hear this guy has a thing about orangutan. Man, I hate orangutan! Joe, where the hell are you when I need you?!